Thursday 29 January 2015

The Red Mist

What a bad tempered week of football it has been: Diego Costa has been charged for stamping on Liverpool's Emre Can following their Carling Cup semi-final and Arda Turan threw his boot at a referee's assistant in Atletico's Copa del Rey clash with Barcelona, a match which Ateleti finished with nine men. We report this week however on Steven Defour, who was so enraged by opposition fans rather than players, that he got himself sent off. We also look at Ronaldo and Philippe Mexes who both saw red. Meanwhile in England, Chatham Town were victims of a religious extremist hacking fiasco and Frank Lampard's face seemingly appearing in the moon has encouraged one nutter to bet £500 on him to score first against Chelsea on Sunday! Read on for all these stories plus your weekly Balotelli & Italian football fixes...



Football Circus Clown Quote of the Week
"Glenn Hoddle joins us all on BeIN Sports today. Good luck to Thierry Henry. Sorry we couldn't make it work here but he just wanted too much".
- Richard Keys via his Twitter account, shows he still has the same levels of class since departing Sky Sports.

Defour Sees Red
Anderlecht's Steven Defour was sent off at the weekend for his reaction to a banner unfurled by fans of his former club Standard Liege. The rather despicable banner, depicted a decapitated Defour and the caption 'RED OR DEAD' (Standard being nicknamed the 'Reds'). Defour's reaction however, was, if intentional, equally as despicable...
The midfielder was booked for kicking the ball away after half an hour - The landing place of the ball? Amongst the Standard fans. Then after 52 minutes, Defour venomously booted the ball into the crowd again.
With a Stanard player down injured, Defour pleaded innocence, claiming he was merely kicking the ball out of play in order that the opposition player be treated for his injury. The referee was unconvinced and produced a red card.
Defour though, was in no mood to take it lying down and refused to leave the pitch. The Anderlecht fans were incensed by the decision. Seats soon rained from the stands as players from the away side attempted to pacify the crowd. Defour eventually saw sense and made his way to the changing room. 
The Belgian international's luck went from bad to worse however, as Standard put two past his side following the sending off, making it a 2-0 final score. But while their team took the spoils on the day, the Standard fans involved in the banner display now face a five year stadium ban and €5,000 fine.

Red Mist Descends Across Europe...
Steven Defour was not the only sending off at the weekend. There were some high profile sendings off throughout Europe, not least that of one Cristiano Ronaldo. Ronaldo failed to control his temper in Real Madrid's encounter with Cordoba and displayed a considerable amount of petulance, the like of which has not been seen from him in a number of years. The current Balon d'Or holder lashed out at defender Edimar in an act of sheer frustration. 
The Portuguese did however, have the maturity to issue public apology after the match via his Twitter and Facebook accounts. In an identical message on both social media accounts, Ronaldo stated:
"I apologise to everyone and especially Edimar for my thoughtless act in the game today".

Maturity was a trait that Philippe Mexes failed to grasp on Sunday as he was sent off for AC Milan against Lazio. Instead of issuing an apologetic tweet after being shown red however, Mexes retreated to Lazio player Stefano Mauri and proceeded to put him in a choke hold before other players intervened.

Chatham Town Victims of Hacking by Religious Extremist
Website hacking by religious extremists is no laughing matter. However we must admit we had a bit of snigger when we discovered the latest victims of such an act were lowly Chatham Town. Quite why anyone would want to hack the website of a football club playing in the Ryman League Division One North, is beyond us. Exposure would surely have been minimum. 
The club's website administrator Steve Archer believes the hacker may have been mistaken. In an interview with Kent Online, Archer said:
"It makes no sense.
"We’re a part time football club so I’m pretty sure it’s just a random attack.
"Someone told me about 11pm. It must have been quite late as I had been working on it that evening.
"I’m just hoping I’ve not lost too much information. It’s taken me two years to put it together, and I’ve spent a lot of time on the history section. I’ve got results on there going back to 1990".

Moon Boy
Since moving to Man City, Frank Lampard has been something of a surprise package for the Citizens. Despite his already illustrious record in the Premier League prior to joining the club, Lampard is getting on and was even in fact, due to move to New York City half way through the season. His stellar performances dictated that City wanted to keep him on and he has come up with some very important goals thus far, even scoring against his former side Chelsea. So were he to score first against the Blues on Sunday when the two teams meet again, it would not be wholly unexpected. However, one football fan has perhaps placed a little too much confidence in Lamps, betting £500 on him to score. His reasoning? Somebody pointed out Lampard's face in the moon!
Kieran O'Brien took a selfie, with the the moon in the night sky in the background. It was pointed out to him that the moon looked like Lampard's face was in it. O'Brien then did what any reasonable person would do in such a situation: Bet £500 of his hard earned cash on Lampard to score first and took to Twitter to document the whole thing. 
If Lampard does indeed score first, O'Brien can be found on Twitter under McFc_Kieran for those of you who wish to follow the potential celebrations.




What's Mad Mario Upto this Week?
With Mario Balotelli's Liverpool career faltering and a transfer away from the club mooted for this summer, his manager Brendan Rodgers has this week come out in defence of the striker and denied the possibility of a move away for the striker. In an interview with Liverpool's official website, liverpoolfc.com, Rodgers said:
"We will give Mario every chance.
"We brought him in here for this season to give him every chance to show consistently that he can play for a team at the top of this level. It’s been a difficult period for him but he’s a good boy. He wants to fight for his chance here.
"I’ve seen some bits this morning suggesting that’s him done here, That’s not the case at all.
"I’ve shown in my time here that if players who have been out the fold for various reasons work hard every day in training and show intensity and focus then they have every chance of getting back in the side and staying there".
Despite his club manager speaking out in his favour, Balo has had less favourable things said about him this week by ex-fiancee Fanny Neguesha. Having agreed to Balo's Neguesha revealed on Italian television show, L’Isola dei Famosi:
"He didn't want to see me in photoshoots - or singing and dancing.
"I tried to explain to him that I had a career as well. But he just wouldn't listen. Looking back maybe I was a bit too hasty.
"I should have taken a bit more time and thought about it before I accepted his proposal.
"He was a hard head and couldn't accept I wanted my own career path as well.
"In the end I returned the engagement ring to him. He was upset but we have both moved on now".

Italian Football Story of the Week
- Retirement on the Horizon for Cassano after Parma Exit
Italy international Antonio Cassano has this week claimed that he may quit the game should he not find a new club by June, having had his contract terminated by Serie A side Parma. Cassano, now aged 32, agreed to the contract termination after he had complained about unpaid wages. 
Parma released the following tweet on Monday, which confirmed Cassano's exit from the club:
Cassano, never one to shy away from controversy, now says he may retire from the game should he not find a new employer over the coming months and has berated his now former club for their handling of players' wages. In an interview with Mediaset on Monday eveing, Cassano stated:
"They've been taking the p*** out of me for seven months so I just decided enough is enough.
"If I don't find another club by June, I might give up with football altogether.
"I've left Parma and I'm feeling better already. I spent the whole night thinking about it. I'm tired and I had to leave. I've got nothing against the Parma fans, my teammates and those who I have been working with, but with those who have made a disaster out of Parma after we had made it so perfect.
"I'm even going without four million euros, but it's not about the money. The worst thing is there are people who are on far less than me and they've not been paid a single euro for the past seven months.
"They keep telling us over and over again that we'll be paid tomorrow, repeating the same thing day after day. I'd had enough. I couldn't take it any longer. It was an agonising, unbearable situation".

Artist's Impression of the Week
- "Ronaldo Loses his Cool"; the Balon d'Or winner gets sent off against Cordoba.





Football Recommendation of the Week
- Mondo Goal; Can't get enough of the stress and agony of a weekly / bi-weekly fantasy football game? Mondo Goal may be up your street in that case. A daily fantasy football game, where you can experience the highs and lows of pretending to be a football manager on a daily basis.

Non-Football Recommendation of the Week
- The Notorious; "Documentary following mixed martial artist Conor McGregor as he prepares for further successes in his sport".

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Thursday 22 January 2015

Selfie-Indulgent

Another edition of Football Circus is here to ease your January blues. With little going on in the January transfer window, many fans have actually been forced to watch some football this week to get by. Fear not though, for Football Circus has dug out the weirdest (though not so wonderful) stories from the football world over the past week, just for your entertainment. So if it's suggestions of incest, bizarre selfie rulings or unfortunately named children that you want to read about, you've come to the right place...




Football Circus Clown Quote of the Week

"Martin Atkinson swallowing the whistle in both directions".

- Phil Schoen of beIN Sports during the Liverpool-Chelsea Capital One Cup match this week.


Oscar Photo with Wife & Sister Causes a Stir

Chelsea's Oscar made headlines in his home nation of Brazil this week for a photo he posted to his Instagram account of himself with his wife and sister either side of him, each planting a kiss on his cheek whilst wearing some tightly fitting clothes.

Oscar's family photos which he posts to social media accounts often raise eyebrows. He, his wife and sister, all appear to be quite tight-knit shall we say, as exhibited in the photos below.


However, his latest Instagram upload appears to have pushed some of his followers over the edge. Such was the controversy that the snap with wife Ludmila and sister Gabrielle caused, the Brazilian international was forced to remove it from his account.


Comments on Twitter regarding the photo included: "can someone explain me why oscar is touching his sister's bum?" and "I know Brazilians are affectionate people, but this photo of Oscar with his wife and sister is a little odd to me...".

The little attacker may think twice before he publishes anymore pics from the family photo album to the net.


You'll Never Walk Alone...But You May Want to Change Your Name by Deed Poll

A Norwegian couple have this week revealed to the media that their five year old daughter is named 'YNWA', an abbreviated version of "You'll Never Walk Alone", a song famously associated with the father's beloved Liverpool.

In an interview with Dagbladet, the child's mother, Eirin Isabell Iversen, detailed how her daughter's name came to be:

"I’m probably not as interested in football, but it was actually my suggestion to call her "YNWA".

"He suggested 'Gerrard', before we knew if it was a boy or girl.

"Her name is Karoline YNWA.

"We could not really force her to cheer Liverpool, but she is very proud of her name".


Iranian Players Banned from Selfies with Female Fans

After we last week reported on Francesco Totti's now infamous selfie following his second goal in the Rome derby, selfies are again make headlines this week in the world of football, though not for the right reasons. The Iranian national team, currently competing at the Asian Cup in Australia, have be banned from taking selfies with female fans for fear that the photos "may be used for political ransom". That's according to Ali Akbar Mohamedzade, head of the Iranian Football Federation’s disciplinary committee.
Mohamedzade stated:

"Players are not allowed to pose for selfies with female fans.

"They may later use these photos for political ransom against our country or sue the players for harassment.

"If the players refuse to act according to our clear instructions then we will be left with no option but to deal with them.

"In some of the selfies that our players have taken with the fans we can see they appear next to people whose appearance we regard as being against our moral principles.

"I have therefore had to contact the national coach and questioned him about this issue and he has explicitly denied having agreed to posting of such selfies on social networks".


Pirlo Picks All Time Champion's League XI

Juventus midfielder Andrea Pirlo has this week informed the Daily Mail of his all time Champion's League XI lineup consisting of past (and present) teammates and opponents and it makes for interesting reading. The former Italy, AC Milan and Inter Milan hero has unsurpringly picked out quite a few fellow nationals. Eyebrows may be raised however at the fact that he has chosen Paul Scholes and Kaka whilst leaving out one Zinedine Zidane. Ronaldinho similarly failed to make the grade.

Lionel Messi has made the starting eleven but is partnered by current AC Milan manager Filipo Inzaghi rather than Cristiano Ronaldo, or indeed his namesake, the Brazilian Ronaldo. 

Pirlo said of his selection of Inzaghi:

"Just the perfect goal scorer. We had this most incredible understanding. We did not even have to look for each other. He knew what pass I would make and I knew where he would be. You gave him a chance and he would take it".

The full lineup read as follows:

Goalkeeper: Gianluigi Buffon

Defenders: Philipp Lahm, Paolo Maldini, Fabio Cannavaro, Cafu

Midfielders: Paul Scholes, Gennaro Gattuso, Xavi

Forwards: Lionel Messi, Kaka, Filipo Inzaghi


What's Mad Mario Upto this Week?

Balo missed Liverpool's victory over Aston Villa at the weekend under rather controversial circumstances. The striker was said to have been ill, hence being left out of the match day squad. However he was spotted that evening in San Carlo restaurant in Manchester with friends. Super Mario clearly wasn't overly-perturbed about what the media would say as he promptly uploaded photos of the night out to his Instragram account.



Super Mario's "illness" also kept him from playing in Liverpool's Capital One Cup encounter with Chelsea on Tuesday evening. He posted an Instagram picture of himself wearing a onesie and standing beside a television showing the match, with the caption: "This illness might prevent me from helping my team on the pitch but it will NOT stop me from supporting my team off the pitch!! come on guys.. COME ON LIVERPOOL.. YNWA".



As it would seem is the case with every transfer window, Balotelli has been strongly linked with a transfer away from his current club. Though only with Liverpool since the summer, his failure to succeed has meant such rumours have been stronger than ever. Former Liverpool player and assistant manager Phil Thompson this week told Sky Sports that he believes the Italian striker will not be at the club for much longer:

"I think they need to change things up and we need a bit more experience.

"We still need another striker. If you pin me down regarding Balotelli, he’s been in and out of squads - sometimes not even making the substitutes' bench.

"To me, I would think if there’s an offer there for him from another club, then they will take it, as long as Sturridge is ready to come back.

"When Sturridge returns, he will quite rightly be in this side.

"What you’ve seen when Sterling goes up front is pace, and pace worries centre-backs.

"Balotelli and Lambert don’t run in behind the defenders, as Sterling does.

"So when you have him and Daniel in the side, like last year - you have two players to worry about".


Italian Football Story of the Week

- 'Atomic Ant' Giovinco Joins Toronto FC

Juventus forward Sebastian Giovinco this week confirmed in a statement that he will be moving to MLS when his contract runs out this summer as he has signed a contract with Toronto FC. The move is a huge coup for Toronto, MLS and indeed Giovinco himself as he is set to become the highest paid player in the league's history in a five year deal worth over $7 million a year.

The man nicknamed the 'Atomic Ant' announced:

"I am excited to sign with Toronto FC today and look forward to joining the club this summer.

"I have heard so many great things about Toronto over the years and I know that it will be a city that I feel right at home in.

"Until then, I have many things I still want to accomplish for Juventus and our fans. I will always give my heart and soul for Juve until I change shirts this summer".

Giovinco may not even have until the summer to fulfil his promise however, as Sky Italia report that Juve may look to save on his remaining 6 months' wages by releasing him from his contract.
Giovinco's move to the Canadian city took many by surprise given he is only 27, whereas most big name European stars who move to MLS are nearing the end of their respective playing careers. Yet according to the Italian's agent, there was a shortage of offers from elsewhere.

Andrea D’Amico told Radio CRC:

"Half of Toronto speaks Italian and I wanted to create prospects, going into a positive sporting phenomenon.

"I am truly surprised that there were no important Italian offers and he was also surprised. North America represents the future of football in many respects".


Artist's Impression of the Week

- 'Messi Makes the Grade'; Messi is picked in Pirlo's dream team but other big names are completely omitted.



Football Recommendation of the Week

- Nike Elastico Finale III; A mighty fine astro turf boot. Mighty fine indeed.




Non-Football Recommendation of the Week

- Runkeeper; A pretty easy to use, yet detailed run tracker, that has enough features to make it stand out over it's competitors. Free to download. Worth a go if you're a running enthusiast.




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