Thursday 1 October 2015

Lost in Translation?

Welcome one and all to a Football Circus which is decidedly different from our usual efforts. As a break from the norm, we're this week taking a look at language in football and the importance of communication between a manager and players. Football is often said to be a universal language, however we're not so sure...


Having closely watched Louis van Gaal since he took over at Manchester United, we've noticed his over-usage of certain phrases. You may recall the word 'process' was used by him on countless occasions over the summer:
"I cannot talk about these rumours. I have said in a lot of press conferences that it's a process. Maybe Mr Ramos is in the process - you never know".
"I can’t tell you about these events and I have said it before. All we are doing is guiding a process and in that process we make decisions".

Prior to the 'process', there was the 'philosophy'. LVG has often harped on about his philosophy and how important it is that his players adhere to it. Quite what this so called 'philosophy' is, we're not sure. Maybe it is a way of thinking about the game, a certain style of playing that van Gaal believes in 110%. Or maybe both the 'philosophy' and the 'process', are go to words which are used by  a man who doesn't use English as his first language and  overuses certain words as a coping mechanism. We are merely speculating here. Even if it is a case of the latter, Mr. van Gaal certainly has a far better grasp of the English language than we do of the Dutch, so we are in no position to criticise. But take a look at the the David de Gea transfer situation over the summer. A situation unfolded whereby van Gaal became irate with the press after he had made the following comments:
"We have a goalkeeping coach, Frans Hoek, I’m not doing everything alone.
"Frans Hoek, he has a meeting with David de Gea and he asks him ‘Do you want to play?’ ‘No.’
"Then I have to take the decision".
Cue newspaper headlines a la:
"David de Gea doesn't want to play for Manchester United, claims Louis van Gaal".
We don't really see the problem with the headlines - a fairly cut and dry statement was made by van Gaal. His comments in his next press conference though, suggested he was irked:
"When I say something the media puts it into another context.
"I have seen that with my words on De Gea".
Right you are Louis. Perhaps van Gaal had not intended to claim that de Gea was refusing to play, but that's exactly what he did - the media didn't make that one up. If the British media, a group of people whom we would suspect have a fairly decent knowledge of the English language, can so easily misinterpret comments from LVG, how many messages fail to be properly communicated amongst his playing squad on a daily basis? It all seems like a farcical way to run a professional football club.
But van Gaal is definitely not the only manager or player we've noticed struggle with a language he may not be 100% familiar with. Giovanni Trapattoni was notorious for giving limited or basic interviews whilst managing the Irish national team, and that was even with a translator by his side at all times.

And remember Eden Hazard last season referring to Shrewsbury as "strawberry"?

Steve McClaren and Joey Barton both hilariously attempted to take on the accent of the region in which they managed / played, in efforts to compensate for their ignorance of the local language, whilst at Twente and Marseille respectively.

But this is just skimming the surface. Think of how many players and managers of various foreign nationalities make up the numbers in the top leagues across Europe. Long gone are the days when Champions League match day squads were limited to three foreigners. We're not necessarily claiming the influx of foreign players and managers to a league is a bad thing. Afterall, what would the Premier League have been without Wenger? La Liga without Ronaldo? Or Serie A without Zidane? A certain footballing cutural enrichment has been witnessed over the past decade and a half. What we are doing though, is wondering whether football teams nowadays are suffering because of  a communication breakdown.
To investigate the matter in a little more detail we've compiled some data from the teams that made up last season's Champions League competition. We've taken the manager and starting eleven from the last match played by each team in the 2014/15 Champions League and listed their native tongue. We must stress that the information provided may not be 100% accurate - our data was gleamed solely from Google searches and Wikipedia so in the cases of some of the players listed, there may be errors (we're looking your way Belgians and Swiss - you delicious chocolate making, multi-lingual confusing gits). That said, most of the info should be correct and we would like to think it makes for interesting reading. You will see how many various languages are used by each of the teams studied and how many (or few, as the case may be), have the majority of their team speaking the language native to country the team is from.
To view the data, click on the link below:
- Of the last four teams that were left in the competition (Barcelona, Bayern Munich, Juventus and Real Madrid), each of the teams had at least five of their starting lineup / manager combination who spoke the language of the country their team is native to. 
- Indeed Barcelona, the eventual winners, had as many as eight Spanish speakers, while Juventus had six Italian speakers. 
- Of the nine teams in the competition who had less than five of the starting lineup / manager combination who spoke their team's country's native tongue, none of the teams made it further than the quarter finals.
- The largest variation of languages was seven, with Basel, Roma and Zenit topping the league for this particular feat. Only Basel progressed past the group stage.
- Conversely, the smallest variation of languages was just two, with this record being held by Athletic Bilbao and BATE Borisov. Neither of these teams made it out of their group.
- Of the four English teams in the competition, only Liverpool had more than five of their starting lineup / manager combo who spoke English. Chelsea and Man City had just two, whilst Arsenal had a paltry one.
So what conclusions can be drawn? Well judging by Athletic Bilbao and BATE Borisov, having a team and manager speaking mostly the same language, doesn't directly translate into success. However the Romas, Arsenals, Chelseas and Man Citys of the competition may testify that a team full of players who don't fully understand each other, won't get you very far. With that being said, the English teams do not seem to have changed their ways. City started their Champions League game on Wednesday with just two English speaking players; Arsenal started against Olympiakos (a game which they lost 3-2) with just three English speaking players; and Chelsea started their 2-1 defeat to Porto with just one English speaker in Gary Cahill. The other English team in the competition this season, Manchester United, started just two English speaking players against Wolfsburg.
The teams who went furthest in the 2014/15 Champions League seem to have found a recipe for success by blending some quality foreign players with a core group of speakers of their country's native tongue. We certainly feel that communication and understanding on the pitch, in the dressing room and in the training ground, are as imperative to the success and development of a team as the millions that are pumped into and out of clubs annually.
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Friday 18 September 2015

Smell My Cheese

A Friday edition of Football Circus this week and we bring stories that are more inappropriate than the personal lives of John Terry and Wayne Rooney combined. There's the sexist Ghanaian FA president and the Czech international having a laugh about his drink-driving offence. We also have Jose Mourinho's son mocking his own father and a cheese show impacting on an FA Cup fixture...



Football Circus Clown Quote of the Week
"He's moved down there, he has a house there and he speaks the language".
- Mark Lawrenson on Alan Pardew's move from Newcastle to Crystal Palace.

Ghanaian President Guilty of Incredibly Sexist Comments
Ghanaian FA president Kwesi Nyantakyi has sparked controversy over the past week after coming out with some seemingly sexist comments. The president has shocked the global football audience by outlining his plans to increase attendances at matches in his home country. 
Nyantaki told Monti FM:
"Me I have said this thing over and over again…we must let sexy ladies enter our stadia and the men will readily follow them into the stadium to watch games.
"Most of these men when they hear that beautiful girls are coming to the stadium today, they’ll all jump and follow them to the stadium…and they are going there purposely to see the ladies.
"I remember there was one match the we brought some beautiful girls who were in nice jeans to the stadium.
"The men in the stands went into frenzy and when the ladies waved at them - come and see how jubilant they were".
Nyantakyi will no doubt be cursing the fact that Sepp Blatter has resigned. Blatter once famously suggested the use shorter shorts for women's teams.

Czech Defender Laughs Off His Drink Driving
It seems inappropriate behaviour is rife of late, as following on from the sexist Ghanaian FA president, we discovered Viktoria Plzen defender David Limbersky had been having a laugh this week over a drink driving incident. Limbersky crashed into a fence post whilst under the influence of alcohol last Thursday. He then tried to flee the scene, but unfortunately for him, police witnessed the whole incident.
Limbersky was detained after the police found his blood-alcohol level to be over .15 percent and he could now face jail time. His club, Vikoria Plzen, were as unimpressed as the police and accordingly took the club captaincy away from the Czech player and imposed a hefty fine. 
Despite it all, Limbersky is still, somewhat bizarrely, seeing a funny side. After scoring the first of a brace for Plzen at the weekend, Limerbsky opted to celebrate by motioning a steering action. Bad taste to say the least.

Cheese Show Affects A Cup Fixture
An FA Cup fixture was this week rescheduled all because of a cheese festival. Frome Town FC were due to face Chippenham Town last Saturday, but because the date clashed with the Frome Cheese Show the club opted to bring the fixture forward by a day. 
The club's managing director Ian Pearce said:
"The cheese show is huge - the biggest event in the town's calendar.
"It would have had a big knock-on effect in terms of the attendance had we not re-arranged the date.
"A lot of our fans like going to the cheese show, including our chairman, Jeremy Alderman, who is one of the show's sponsors".
While we're sure the Cheese Show didn't disappoint, the match finished on a drab 0-0 scoreline.


Mourinho's Son Accused of Mocking Father
Jose Mourinho Jr. is one young man who may well be going without pocket money this week after apparently 'trolling' his father on social media. During Chelsea's 3-1 defeat to Everton on Saturday, the teenager shocked fans with the following tweet:
Aghast fans of the Stamford Bridge club instantly demanded an explanation and accused JoMoJu of 'trolling' his father. Mourinho Jr. however, defended himself with another tweet, proclaiming his innocence:

What's Mad Mario Upto this Week?
Steven Gerrard has treaded on a few toes this week, Super Mario's included. The ex-Liverpool captain has had his book, 'My Story' serialised in the Daily Mail this week. Gerrard had the following to say about Balo:
"In my last season, Brendan Rodgers came to me at Melwood one day in mid-August.
"He said: 'You know we've missed out on a couple of signings. I'm basically left with no option to have a bit of a gamble.'
"Brendan paused before he spoke again: 'The gamble is Mario Balotelli.' My instant reaction was: 'Uh-oh.'
"I'd never met Balotelli but I'd heard all the stories about the indoor fireworks and Jose Mourinho describing him as an 'unmanageable' player.
"I could see that, in the right mood, he was a quality footballer but the rest of his career seemed like a spectacular waste of talent. That was my opinion of Balotelli.
"We got on fine. I still tried to help him and I kept looking for chances to praise him but I could see why Mourinho had been right when he said Balotelli is unmanageable.
"He is very talented with the potential to be world class, but he'll never get there because of his mentality and the people around him. Balotelli's always late, he always wants attention.
"He says the wrong things on social media. For me, he doesn't work hard enough on a daily basis. You're always fighting a losing battle with Balotelli. He does too many things wrong".
Whilst Stevie G may not be far of the mark with his comments, the "unmanageable" Balotelli did impress during his second Milan debut on Sunday. Balo was a second half sub in Milan's clash with rivals Inter and despite failing to get on the scoresheet and his teaming losing the game, the striker still managed to put in a decent shift and may have played his way into contention for a starting place.

Italian Football Story of the Week
- Trap Believes in Inter
Giovanni Trapattoni has backed Inter Milan's Serie A chances after his former club beat city rivals AC Milan at the weekend. Speaking to FcInterNews, 76 year old Trap said the Neazzurri's chances of lifting the Scudetto:
"It’s not absolute fantasy to think about winning the League.
"I’ve been there during my career. When you’re winning and doing well every game then your conviction increases and you grow in confidence.
"Obviously though, the final outcome will depend on a lot of factors.
"I think Milan are more of a team, while [Inter Coach Roberto] Mancini is still trying to get the best out of all the individual pieces he has. However, I don’t think they’re far away from the end of this process.
"The result will give the team confidence, that’s for sure. I think Inter will be competing with the other big teams, with Juventus, who have only taken one point so far and are already chasing".

Artist's Impression of the Week
- 'Say Cheese'; Cheese show affects football match.


Football Recommendation of the Week
- I Believe in Miracles; 'I Believe in Miracles' tells the tale of Nottingham Forest’s 1979 European Cup win. The Guardian have already hailed this as "the best football film ever made", so we expect big things.

Non-Football Recommendation of the Week
- Heads Up; Essentially a modern version of the game 'charades', 'Heads Up' is a great app to play with friends.

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